Pretentious Pocket

Pretentious Policies & FAQ

Pretentious Packages

We ship expeditiously. If you're located in the USA or Canada, you can expect to receive your order in 3 to 5 business days with standard shipping. Please allow 1 business day for your order to process. Internationally, you'll be Pretentious in about 7 to 10 business days with standard shipping, but often sooner.

Pretentious Duty-free

Do you live in the UK, Sweden, Norway, or any other country that taxes fine imported products? Not to worry. Pretentious Pocket will arrive without any tax, tariff, duty, or customs fee. Bottom line: Nothing more to pay your postman.

Pretentious Returns

We accept exchanges of items within 14 days of the receipt of your order. 

Pretentious Privacy

Relax. Everything that goes across this site is encrypted and safe. But the one thing we won't keep private is how sexy you look wearing 100% "Fuck You' silk. 

Pretentiously Yours

Email us. We're here 24/7 to make you a little more obnoxious than anyone ever told you you are.